Crazy Horse III

Review

Finding a club with the right mix of dancers is never an easy task.

Some places only have girls who look like they just stepped off the set of "Nip Tuck," others have the same quality of girls that you would see at your local dollar store. And then there are clubs that have the whole spectrum, but most of those are on the bottom end with few truly beautiful women.

But when you do find a club with the right mix of girls, from the girl-next-door type to the tattooed, those are usually the clubs you make return trips to.

Crazy Horse III finds a way to blend what most people want in an exotic dancer, no matter what your taste, and throws them into a swanky club that caters to your every need.

With the help of multiple dancing areas, the after-hours nightclub Posh Boutique Nightclub and plenty of VIP space, Crazy Horse has you covered if you're there for an interesting business meeting or a bachelor party.

The club looks like it could be a hot nightclub if it weren't for the stripper poles in the way. There are multiple seating areas, with varying views of the multiple stages. And with sofas sprinkled about, it makes for an interesting time when you take one of the lovely ladies up on their dance offer.

There are lamp-shade like fixtures strewn about the club and the entire place gives off a red glow. The overall lighting in the place allows you to see where your money is going before you make any beer-goggled decisions.

But throwing money at a girl you wouldn't otherwise look at usually isn't a problem here. The girls are among the best in Vegas with a nice blend of everything you're looking for. Most appear in their early to mid-20s, but there are a few that look closer to 30 if you're into that.

As far as friendliness goes, the ladies are usually more than happy to chat you up before getting down to the business of asking for a dance. Also, you'll have plenty of time to pick out your favorite girl if you sit near the stage. Depending on how busy the club is, there can be up to three girls dancing on one stage at a time.

Let's face it, the world, for better or worse, is not full of runway models. That pony keg you've been trying to pass off as being better than six-pack abs, just isn't cutting it, but at Crazy Horse the bevy of lovely ladies will make you feel like it is.

-- Review by Justin Lawson